Author Archives: woollyhat

So I failed to mention my actual wedding. So much build up and then silence. It was a great party. We got back to the hotel at 7am and had a blast. Thank you to all my friends and family … Continue reading →

My A/C is bust and it’s 40 degrees outside and inside. Luckily the A/C in the bedroom is working so I stayed in bed while 3 repairmen worked on fixing it. They have been on the job for 2 hours, which … Continue reading →

UK credit crisis  worsens SOMEONE has to pay for the wedding

‘Never darken my Dior again’ My dad has been working this line into every conversation in recent weeks what with the crazy goings on with John Galliano. I never tire of Dad jokes. But, apparently this is a Dorothy Parker … Continue reading →

Japan was hit by a massive earthquake this morning and is being threatened by 10m tsunamis. Scary shit indeed but this is the last straw. What with revolutions threatening H’s availability, my mother taking ill in Sydney, the fact that … Continue reading →

The One store is the Middle East’s attempt at doing a Habitat or Conran Store. At least it thinks it is. We have bought a sofa and a very expensive leather chair from the One store and I took delivery … Continue reading →

Check out this article from Gulf News about the ‘gradual edifying reconciliation method’ for husbands struggling to reason with their wives. Unbelievable. Circled section suggests several steps that a husband should explore before considering divorce. Step One: Talk to your … Continue reading →

I have cottoned on to this Google traffic thing and am going to insert as many popular search words into this entry as BIG TITS possible to up my numbers. Last night I went for dinner with my friend Andy. … Continue reading →

I was wondering why I was getting a lot of traffic on my blog recently. Apparently its all down to people searching for leopard print bedspreads. The Middle East is very exciting at the moment. Egypt’s revolution has been addictive … Continue reading →

Poor H is celebrating his birthday in Saudi. He’s taking the no drinking policy as an opportunity to give up smoking. But, this means we have some very strange Skype exchanges. The chemicals are obviously seeping out of him. He … Continue reading →